Scott's and Julie's Christmas Wish List

I don't know why I'm posting this list so early--I mean, we technically have over three hours before we need to have this list posted! Here are some things we would like to have for Christmas, assuming that Mommy and Daddy aren't mad (yes, I ain't been nuttin' but bad, but I'm hoping for a break anyway).

For Stanley
1. Activity Saucer
2. His two front teeth and the ability to wish you "Merry Chrithmath"
3. A doorway jumper
4. A Diaper Champ(updated 11:42--Thanks Cora!)

For Julie
1. Apple Peeler/Corer/Slicer (never mind--we got one when scott decided he wanted to make apple pies for the co-worker christmas presents)
2. Cookie Cutters
3. Cooking Stuff/Scrapbooking Stuff/Sewing Stuff (good quality pins, washable glue, sequin pins, machine needles, white thread, whatever)
4. Some procion fiber-reactive dye from Dharma Trading Company in the following quantities: Black--4 ounces; Blue--8 ounces; Gold--2 ounces; Orange--2 ounces; Red--8 ounces; Yellow--8 ounces. Of course, one of any number of these would be great!
5. A pocket-sized Book of Mormon. Great for the diaper bag!
6. Non-fiction, Gospel-centric books--anything you would recommend.


For Scott The Pot The Big Fat Snot
1. A Basic Swiss Army knife
2. 1045 Hours of AOL (get it? get it? hahaha. cough.)
3. A book of chords, scales, and arpeggios for the piano
4. Scott Joplin ragtime music (regular strength)
5. Some church music from the LDS Distribution Center, including the following titles: O Divine Redeemer, Hymns of Faith (Vol. 1), Hymns with words and music (14 cds--only $9.50!!). If you have to choose one, choose the hymns with words and music. We lack church music.
6. A pocket sized Book of Mormon.